BUSINESS JAPES

WRITTEN BY: ANURAG SAHOO

In business, we come across various terms. I have compiled some terms and provided some funny liners and meanings to them. ENJOY.

YOUR BOSS: makes you realize that he’s the one who’s paying for the petrol in your car.

TARGET: the only reason for your existence in the company.

TARGET ACHIEVEMENT: a whirl winding process with a happy ending. Makes your stay in the company longer.

NOT ACHIEVING TARGET: one step closer towards TERMINATION.

TELEMARKETING: Pestering customers without the risk of getting beaten.

CUSTOMERS: An orange which should be squeezed properly to get maximum juice.

HIERARCHY: A tree which tell you who can put his/her shoes on your head.

ORGANIZATIONAL CULTURE: A set of DO’s and DON’T’ for you .

CIGARETTES: Sign of life in the uninhabited and cruel island of TARGETS.

SALARY: One percent of what you give to the company.

OUTSOURCING: Lazy rich guys paying the poor for doing their homework.

ADVERTISING: Showcasing the product’s worth multiplied by one million times.